Terrorists Spotted in Cincinnati

CINCINNATI - Latest news reports advise that a cell of 5 terrorists has been operating in the Over-The-Rhine neighborhood of Cincinnati, Ohio. Police advised earlier today that 4 of the 5 have been detained. Cincinnati Police Officials stated that the terrorists Bin Sleepin, Bin Drinkin, Bin Lootin and Bin Fightin have been arrested on civil unrest issues. The Police advise further that they can find no one fitting the description of the fifth cell member, Bin Workin, in the neighborhood. Police are confident that anyone who looks like Workin will be very easy to spot in the community.